JohnMcCaffrey's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Avoiding Blamnation (HNT)]

Newgroundites

Hate locks, clocks, and all the such. The only people who tend to like them are the people who make them. In my personal opinion, even the well made ones would be much better with some good voices and pleasant faces. This is in response to the previous review.

JujubeLock responds:

This is more like a statement then a review. If you are going to review at least add some more meaningful input, and describe why you hate clocks and locks.

[Head's Almighty]

You obviously have talent, but

you are wasting it making these lock movies. I think that since it takes a considerably lower amount of talent to make a lock movie, you may be afraid to venture from it, but you can do it man, I have faith...

HeadLock responds:

I don't just make lock movies my good man.

[Forced Entry Part.1]

Although it was very good...

The limb thing takes away from the movie. You say it is your style, but I think it is more of an excuse not to draw them. Laziness...perhaps. The backgrounds had a xiao xiao feel to them so if that was what you were going for, good job. Anyway, good job.

[Breakdance. One.]

Although it was obviously traced,

It was still good and I enjoyed it, so I gave it a 5, good job.

[don't watch this.]

The only reason this is scoring so low...

is that newgrounds is full of a bunch of losers who want blam points. This is an awesome animation. Front-page material. I'm sure that when all the losers are off of this and onto something new to blam, real people will vote on it and give it the scores it deserves. Awesome.
I know you are probably working on a potato boy 2, but your talent could be better served by making a more badass character, in my opinion. The chubby look of the potato kind of annoys me, I'm not sure why. That, and the use of the computer voices were the only two critisisms I have. Good Job.

[Passion Of The Christians]

Good Movie, but...

have you ever played an online computer game? Well, after beating someone, they will talk a lot of sh*t, calling you a computer geek...loser...guy who just lives in his mom's attic and sits in his underware and has smelly armpits kind of loser. Well, I think that you guys have framed this image very well in the way that you are. Usually, I think that people are probably not horrible, horrible losers, and that they do this stuff in their free time, but geez, losers couldn't be better drawn. Anyway...good movie.